How dare you question me!  I'll bite your kneecaps off!  I'm the most famous programmer on the second floor of my building, on the left side of this cubicle.  I'm almost as famous as little Bobby Tables, who you've probably never heard of because you're not as cool as me. Maybe nobody will read this far and realize I'm just typing nonsense to fill up more space. Lorem ipsum and stuff.  Space Poop. That's right, I said it. What are you gonna do about it??